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Malevolent Anarchy · Dec 18, 2005, 02:21 AM // 02:21

Well I know how embarrasing it is to watch a movie which contains rater crude sexual material with your mom or dad

e.g. American Pie with your dad x_x

So what are your top 5 movies you would NEVER want your parents/family to see with you?

Heh here are mine:
1. A Clockwork Orange
2. American Pie
3. Road Trip
4. Requiem for a Dream (very depressing

)
5. Eurotrip

Well what are yours? Or any experiences

conker · Dec 18, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47

1. anything with kissing at most lol.. my mom goes "ur so horny" and stuff lol
2. Anything violent- my mom would freak out and leave
3. Comedies- my mom thinks they are stupid
4. if tv counts- football, mom gets bored
5. any movies with cute stuff, mom goes weird
- my dads in a different country so yea.

Shimus DarkRaven · Dec 18, 2005, 03:06 AM // 03:06

1. Anything remotely like American Pie. Mom thinks it's digusting. Dad would laugh until he had to stop to breath.

2. Anything remotely like a Pornography, or something that has pornographic images in it. Mom would leave, Dad would be glued to the set. Embarassing.

3. I have to include a Clockwork Orange, myself.

4. Anything remotely like A Brave new world, for lack of understanding on their parts. They're both outspoken people, so watching something like this would make them question themselves for days on end. Taxing!

5. Anything else not suited for kid-to-parent interaction.

--The Shim

Doctor Rhino · Dec 18, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07

1. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (she complained for an hour that you should "never treat your wife that way"
2. Eurotrip
3. The Exorcist: The Beginning
4. Chris Rock: Never Scared
5. The Girl Next Door

I actually watched a George Carlin thing last night with my mom on accident... it got so akward I said I had to go to the bathroom and left.

PieXags · Dec 18, 2005, 03:15 AM // 03:15

I'm not allowed to list the names of the top five movies I'd not want to see with my parents.

Old Dood · Dec 18, 2005, 03:39 AM // 03:39

We watch allot of movies with our kids that "other" parents would NEVER do. I was never big on censoring my children....
They would censor themselves with out Me & Mrs Dood doing it....

Paul Mahdi · Dec 18, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47

Team America
Bad Santa

All i can think of right now

Note: i only don't want ot see these with my mom. I've already seen them with my dad

Ultimate_Gaara · Dec 18, 2005, 06:11 AM // 06:11

Doesnt matter, my mom falls asleep during every movie anyways....

Demonstar · Dec 18, 2005, 06:19 AM // 06:19

Porn, duh.

imanixon2 · Dec 18, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29

Have to second some already mentioned:
1. Team America World Police--I swear I was in the video store when this kid's mom said he could watch the movie with his dad...think it was TA

2. Eurotrip
3. Any American Pie Movie

can that one count as three? I'll add some more as I think of them.

EchoSex · Dec 18, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30

1. Annie Hall
2. Cool Devices
3. Little Monica
4. Saving Ryan's Privates
5. Doctor Shameless (infact, even I don't wanna watch this with me.)

SOT · Dec 18, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32

Faces of Death
Pi
Devils' Rejects
Piexags The Movie
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Apple · Dec 18, 2005, 04:03 PM // 16:03

Basic Instinct HAS to be in there...

Xue Yi Liang · Dec 18, 2005, 09:22 PM // 21:22

aside from porn.

Glengarry Glenross - nothing wrong with the content - but it has the most creative curse dialogue I can recall - and there's a lot of it - especially Al Pacino's scenes

Angels in America - (terrific adaptation BTW) or any film that would make them think I wasn't straight. (If I was gay I'd rather come out than let them wonder ...)

Fahrenheit 9/11 - (not that I'd need to ever see it more than once) or any film that would make them think I was an idiot. (If I was an idiot I'd rather come out than let them wonder ...)

The Devil's Rejects - modern film styled after 70s chase films. About a gang/family of serial killers/sadists on the run ... not as pretentious as Natural Born Killers - and has an obscene amount of gratuitous gore and filth.

Agnes of God - nothing special about this film except that it's a crappy movie and I needed a 5th choice. So I'll just use this space to describe it.
It's a murder mystery about a dead baby found in a nun's convent - a baby born from a young, naive Sister Agnes who has no memory of the events. "Mysteriously" there are no men around except for a drunken old priest. With clues like that do you think there might be another agenda? hmm .....
An investigating psychiatrist played by Jane Fonda (no comment) is the "rational" agnostic who is interviews Sister Agnes to find the "truth" even though the official position of the convent is that the baby was born of an "Immaculate Conception" since Agnes is supposed to still be a virgin! (What the hell kind of mythical convent is this supposed to be?) Of course Ms. Fonda's logical ways are found to be threatening to the nuns and she is treated with hostility. Give me a break.

Lou · Dec 18, 2005, 09:40 PM // 21:40

To be honest I wouldn't want to watch anything with my parents.

I pwnd U · Dec 19, 2005, 01:42 AM // 01:42

1. Girl Next Door (unrated(of course))
2. South Park the Movie
3. Team America
4. Cruel Intentions (1 or 2)
5. any movie taht is Unrated

Eugaet · Dec 19, 2005, 02:22 AM // 02:22

First one that came to mind was The Crying Game.

MCS · Dec 19, 2005, 02:46 AM // 02:46

Backdoor Sluts 1-5.

Quote:

1. Girl Next Door (unrated(of course))

I certainly hope you downloaded it illegaly. I've started a campaign boycotting Elisha Cuthbert. If she fails as an actress I'm hoping she turns to porn.

Kinroan · Dec 19, 2005, 04:03 AM // 04:03

Well...I could watch any movie with my dad, cause he finds the stuff I find funny, funny...but its awkward watching anything with even mild nudity with your mother...

neoteo · Dec 19, 2005, 04:30 AM // 04:30

1 - Texas chain Massacre and all horror movies of that kind

not that they cant see it , its just not worth the time.

i think a thread with the movies you think your parants should see would be more usefull

1 - Virgin Suicides
2 - Kids
3 - Ken park
4 - Lilia 4 Ever
5 - Lost In Traslation ( bonus track to chill out from the others ... )